its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

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#god #text post #fave
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  1. Drive me to Barnes & Noble.
  2. Give me $1000 so I can buy books.
  3. Leave.
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#fuck #tfios
What happens when Sarah tells me she’s watched TFIOS

What happens when Sarah tells me she’s watched TFIOS

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More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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The Morning Show (March 6th 2014)


The Morning Show (March 6th 2014)

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*tucks green day in* goodnight sweetie

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